I’m A BritWres Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here

IT’S THAT time of year again; where Christmas adverts start, the weather gets colder and I’m A Celebrity returns to TV screens across the country.

So, after putting our favourite British wrestlers through the Bake Off, now it’s time to put them in the jungle and see how they do.

Of course due to the pandemic the contestants now jet off to sunny Wales, but for the purposes of this list we’ll be sending our BritWres stars to the show’s more traditional home of Australia.

Gene Munny

The leader of the Good Boi Gang would enter the jungle with plenty of charisma and humour and wouldn’t be afraid to get stuck in to a challenge or too.

But his downfall would perhaps being too into the tasks at hand, refusing to leave his bushtucker trials even once time has expired.

Lizzy Evo

“Don’t Start!”, I’m sure we’re all familiar with the classic Evo memes from her matches at Progress. But we can imagine her shouting this classic line whenever there’s a camp argument.

The Scouse star wouldn’t be standing for any nonsense from her follow stars and when she gets mad nobody is gonna argue with her.

Aussie Open

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The hard-hitting tag team would have no complaints about coming back home for a little while, but given their new heelish behaviour we can imagine they would be hard pressed to do things for the good of the camp.

Instead they’ll be keen to work on some new jungle inspired moves and potential start a fight or two.

Heidi Katrina

She’s already made it clear she’s willing to fight anywhere and so a couple of weeks in the jungle should be a breeze for Heidi.

She’d always be the first to volunteer for trials and ready to outmuscle everyone else in the camp. However, every camp needs a rivalry…

Mercedez Blaze

And that rivalry would come in the form of mega heel and all round badass Mercedez Blaze.

The pair would go head to head constantly to prove who the toughest in camp was - but we’re not taking it upon ourselves to decide who would come out on top…ask them.

Brady Phillips

“He would be terrible in the jungle. He already says the words "I'm hungry" about 90 times a day”, Ivy.

Brady would be taking no nonsense over the course of his two weeks in the camp.

His workhorse mentality would ensure that camp life is a bit of a breeze - the phrase eat, sleep, task, repeat comes to mind.

And we’re sure Ivy would be happy to have him out the camp and not leaving his clothes all over the floor - see our interview with Ivy HERE for more on that revelation.

Cassius

Is the camp ready to get fun, colourful and fabulous? We hope the answer is yes because Cassius would burst in guns blazing to inject a spark to proceedings.

The Neon Explosion would be constantly smiling and up for cheering up the camp on those odd days when the jungle glumness hits.

Debbie Keitel

We think the Irish Woke Queen would struggle in camp. Not because she’s not an absolute badass, she is. Not because she can’t handle a fight, she absolutely can. But because of the clear lack of coffee.

It would be objectively hilarious to see the lack of caffiene slowly work its magic over the course of her time in the jungle.

The O.J.M.O

The main attraction of having the leader of Destination Everywhere in the jungle would be hearing the shout of “Now, we play!” before every single trial.

Of course, now being a heel we’re show OJMO would find a way to get his stable-mates to sneak in and help him out at certain points.

Jordan Saeed

When it comes to keeping order the former Met Police officer would make sure any scuffles or arguments were well dealt with in a swift manner.

He’d also be a dab hand with the bushtucker trials and would be the ultimate team player in group tasks.

I’m A BritWres Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here

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