Grapple Theory’s Ultimate Festive BritWres Match Card

It’s the most wonderful time of the year and what could make it more magical than a dream match card filled with Xmas themed wrestlers.

In this article we’ll be taking some of our favourite British wrestling stars and given them some festive themed bouts.

The Alternative Queen’s Speech - By Visage and Priscilla

Credit: @prisicllaqotr/@visagewrestler

We’d team two of the best Queens in British wrestling up in order to deliver an opening salvo to kick off this dream card.

This would no doubt break down into a fight in itself, but which Queen would come out on top?

Rita Sleighworth vs Ivy

Credit: @blueradical/@tonyknox

Rita would certainly be in the mood to ‘sleigh’ Ivy (see we didn’t even need to change her name, it’s already Christmassy) but the bat carrying star would certainly pick up a fight.

Robbie Xmas vs Ricky ‘Silent’ Knight Jr

Credit: @britwrespics/@ricky_knightjr

Will Ricky ruin Xmas by vanquishing Robbie?

Lizzy ‘New Year’s’ Evo vs Angel Hayze

Credit: @theheaddrop/@angelhayezeuk

Conveniently, this feud played out for real in TNT last year. But, would Lizzy clip this Angel’s wings in a fiery start to the New Year?

Lykos Hymn vs Snowstorm Machine

Credit: @britwrespics/@theheadrop

It’s not all Sunshine in the UK so we think Mambo and TK should get in the festive mood with a match against the singing stars of Lykos Hymn

Ava White Christmas vs Beau ‘Jingle’ Belles

Credit: @avawhitewrestler/@theheaddrop

A vicious contest would ensue between these two. Would the snow fall on a White Christmas, or would Beau be jingling Belles all the way home?