Comparing BritWres Stars To Easter Eggs
EASTER is here and we all have a favourite chocolate egg to enjoy over the long weekend!
We’ve compared wrestlers to flowers, Pokemon and even cake, so it seems only right that now we’re going to compare your favourite indie stars to some classic easter eggs.
This may be the most far-fetched list we’ve done yet…
Clementine - Chocolate Orange
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My first thought was to go the Lion route with Clementine and compare her to their Easter egg, except they don’t have one! So, I know a clementine isn’t strictly an orange but it’s pretty close.
Both the egg and the wrestler are fan favourites so it’s an easy link to make.
Rex Armstrong and JJ Lynch - Eggs
Image: @ringsideperspective
Yup, that’s right. No chocolate here, you’re welcome any lactose intolerant readers! We had to compare the Two Good Eggs to actual eggs, right? Now we’re not calling JJ and Rex bland, they’re more like the colourful eggs that you paint to celebrate the holiday!
Alex Windsor - Dairy Milk
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The classic, the mainstay and the one that the wrestler herself name checks as her go to chocolate bar. Both are veterans of their respective industries and are favourites among fans!
Mariah May - Fortnum and Mason Hand-Painted Bunny Easter Egg
Image: @mariahmayx
Now THIS is an Easter egg! And we think it’s perfect to pair with The Glamour, Mariah May. This is the fanciest egg I could find and will set you back a cool £100. It’s the best option to pair with the glamorous and extravagant Dream Doll.
Charles Crowley - M&S Eggplant Egg
Image: @beyondgorilla
Some of you may remember this classic from a couple of years ago - it’s an Easter egg that’s not an egg at all but an eggplant. Thanks to emoji-culture this now has a far more suggestive meaning and in terms of its rudeness we could only ever compare it to Crowley - but we’re not going to make any jokes about size…grow up.
Lana Austin - Sainsbury’s Yolker Egg
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Again, at first I found a Hotel Chocolat Extra Thick egg that I could’ve compared to Lana, of course because she’s Thicc as hell! But I thought that would be too kind - it’s not like us to compliment her.
Instead I went for this crazy looking egg that comes with draw on lips, the comparison comes because it definitely gave me nightmares….much like how Lana. the British Nightmare, would if I faced her in the ring.
